I Don't want the World to See Me

michelleann68's challenge: Would love to know what Cuddy and Cam thought of the boys winning each other... (responding to this challenge: http://evila-elf.livejournal.com/167044.html)


100 Word Drabble
“I heard that House and Wilson bought each other for the night?” Cameron asked, regretful that she wasn’t able to attend the event. She might have given Wilson a run for his money.

“God knows why,” Cuddy responded. “The two see each other enough as it is.”

Foreman and Chase were passing by and, overhearing Cuddy, didn’t have to guess the discussed topic. “Probably fits into some twisted role playing game they have going,” Foreman said, joining them.

“...”

“...”

“Don’t tell me you didn’t know?”

“So obvious,” Chase added. “Bet you $50 they won’t be in until after noon.”

“Fool’s bet.”

daasgrrl's challenge: Wilson tries to teach House how to cook... something

100 Word Drabble
Wilson frowned and rested his hands on his hips, patience thin after the half-hour.

“Awww, you look so cute with flour all over your face.”

“House!”

House raised his floured hands into the air in mock surrender.

“We don’t have to do this, you know.”

“In that case...” House pulled Wilson in for a kiss, but all he got was flour from his cheek when Wilson turned his head.

Wilson sighed. “Fine. I give up! Happy?” He stormed out of the kitchen.

House laughed. The one thing cuter than flour on Wilson’s face was a floured handprint on his ass.

michelleann68's challenge: House talking Wilson into making private porn tapes

100 word Drabble:
“Please??” House was begging. Actually begging.

“No.”

“You’re denying me the one thing that can bring me happiness for years!”

“No porn tapes.”

“Wils--”

“No!”

House leaned down and whispered a few words into Wilson’s ear.

Wilson’s face colored and he coughed, trying to hide his eagerness. “You’re not just saying that?”

Bingo! “They’re in the bottom drawer in the bathroom.”

Wilson crawled out from underneath House like he was greased. He returned a moment later, swinging a leash and chain back and forth.

“Now turn the camera on.”

Wilson glared at it. “House...the red light’s already on!”

“Oopsie.”