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Written for Day 2 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom

Title: I Want to Have the Sex with You.
Rating: R
Fandom: SPN RPS
Pairing/Characters: Jensen/Jared
Summary: Jared is lonely while Jensen is back in Texas. So he gives him a call
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys :(
Word Count: 728



Jared missed Jensen. Jensen who was over in Texas celebrating his Mama’s birthday. Jared would have loved to go with, but Supernatural was filming a Sam-heavy episode and he needed that extra day on set. He tried to keep busy and throw himself into his character. But even his character was feeling the loss of his other half. It was a no-win situation.

When Jared returned to the two story house he shared with his absent costar, he took his dogs out and sat on the porch while they frolicked and snorted through the dry grass. Early call tomorrow, but he wasn’t ready for bed yet. Didn’t want to face the cold sheets alone.

Was this how a toddler felt over losing a favorite blanket? Not able to sleep without it and crying over its loss until soothed with chocolate?

Jared got up and rummaged in the freezer for a half gallon tub of ice cream before returning to his step. He did, however, refuse to cry.

A half hour later, the dogs came galloping over to sniff around and in the empty container and to do their best to knock Jared over. He whistled a long and steady note, causing both dogs to pause; Sadie’s ears perking up and Harley tipping his head to the side, long ears flopping. Jared used the moment to stand, then herded them into the house.

Dishes done and put away, laundry folded, both of which had been sitting undone for the better part of a week, Jared had nothing left to stall with and started his bedtime routine. Teeth brushed, PJs on, bedtime treats for the dogs, kiss Jensen goodnight...Jared sighed and got under the covers.

He rolled to his side. Then his other side. Then his stomach. He tried lying on a pillow, but it as a poor, and flatter, substitute for his boyfriend. Growling in frustration, he turned on his lamp and reached for his cell. Jensen, speed dial one. “Hey, Jen.” He could hear talking in the background.

“Hey! Miss me or somethin’?”

Just from one day of spending back in Texas, Jensen’s accent was thick and another shot of loneliness ripped through Jared. As well as a flash of heat. He closed his eyes.

“Jared?”

“Sorry. What are you up to?” He bit his lip to try to ground his thoughts.

“BBQ party.”

“A party? Still?”

“I forgot how warm it gets here. It’s dark out and no one wants to leave. Before long, the sleeping bags are going to come out I think. Breakfast will be served buffet-style.”

“Wow. Your mama get a big turnout?” Jared settled deeper into his blankets, Jensen’s voice warming him up. He could feel his dick warming up as well. Oops.

“Like a block party! You sound sleepy. Bed time?”

“Yeah. In bed already, actually.”

“Why does your voice sound strange?”

Jared had just reached into his pants and wrapped a hand around himself and nearly groaned into the phone. “Strange?” he managed to ask.

“No. No no no! So not going there, dude.”

“Too late.” He rubbed his fingernail up the underside of his dick and this time didn’t bother to hold back his groan. “What are you wearing?”

“My Mama’s five feet away.”

“Oh, is that Jared?” Jared could hear Jensen’s Mom ask. “Tell him hello for me!”

“She says hi.”

“Mmmm.”

“Jared says ‘Hi’ back.”

”Such a sweet boy.”

“He is, Mama.”

Jared heard a door open and close. “Are you alone now?”

“Yeah. But seriously, could you have any worse timing?”

“Just keep talking.” Jared almost dropped the phone, losing feeling in his fingers when he gave himself another squeeze.

“No way am I having phone sex with you in my parents’ house.”

“Mmm, say sex again.”

“Stop it!” Jensen sighed.

“Fine, tell me about your day.”

“Like you’re going to be listening to anything I say,” Jensen teased.

“Try me.”

***

Jensen was halfway through telling Jared how they went to a petting zoo earlier with the kids and a rabbit tried to eat his face, when he heard Jared squeal out a groan and the phone thud to the floor.

“Good night, Jared.” And Jensen left his phone on so it would drain Jared’s minutes. Would serve the asshole right. Then he went into the bathroom to take care of a problem of his own.

Date: 2010-05-03 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcbat.livejournal.com
That was awesome! couldn't stop laughing when Jensen's mom got in LOL

Date: 2010-05-03 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Hehe thanks :D She just insisted on being part of the conversation. If she only knew....

Date: 2010-05-03 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steinsgrrl.livejournal.com
LOL I so giggled. Wonderful! :D

Date: 2010-05-03 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Glad Naughty!Jared is amusing :D

Date: 2010-05-03 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com
“No. No no no! So not going there, dude.”
XD
Perfect.

Date: 2010-05-03 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
heeee thx :)

Date: 2010-05-03 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimaiyat.livejournal.com
Hahaha, I was in a long-distance relationship for years, I've totally been there. :D Hilarious. I also find it really sweet that Jensen's mom seems to support their relationship. :)

Date: 2010-05-03 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
I think Jensen's mom just really likes Jared and is oblivious to any sort of relationship :)

Date: 2010-05-04 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themkshrine.livejournal.com
Hot little package of sweet, fun, hotness right there! THANKS!!

Date: 2010-05-04 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
You're welcome :D

And thank you

Date: 2010-05-06 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgentau.livejournal.com
LOL! That was funny! :-D

Date: 2010-05-07 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Thanks :D

Date: 2010-05-06 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippii.livejournal.com
Awwwww that was so sweet♥♥

Date: 2010-05-07 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Thanks :D

Date: 2010-05-06 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmystic.livejournal.com
hahah... that was cute!!

Date: 2010-05-07 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
:D Thanks!

Date: 2010-05-06 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] truexillusions.livejournal.com
LOL Oh Jared.

That was adorable.

Date: 2010-05-07 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
:D
Thankee!

Date: 2010-05-07 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnintheforest.livejournal.com
The part about Jensen having slipped into his Texan drawl was a nice touch. And then the part about Jensen's Mom being right there was just great!

P.s. You can count on me to read every part of this mmom. *nods*

Date: 2010-05-07 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
I wish we could hear them talk with their drawl more often!

Thanks and YAY! :D

Date: 2010-05-07 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnintheforest.livejournal.com
Oh me too! Yet another item to add to my list of why I want SPN to do a Western-episode! They could make it a reality in which the boys were forced to speak the part as well. Or it just happened outside of their control, you know? That would be awesome!

Date: 2010-05-08 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Hopefully next season, if things can ever go back to the monster of the week plots. Undercover in a small Texas town. Fit in, or die. XD

Date: 2010-05-08 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnintheforest.livejournal.com
Yes, exactly this! Or something like it! It would make a great stand-alone episode, if nothing else. *nods fervently*

Date: 2010-05-13 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taolee.livejournal.com
I love it!

Date: 2010-05-13 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

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