Random thoughts for the day:
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evila_elf1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4) There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6) Was learning cursive really necessary?
7) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10) Bad decisions make good stories.
11) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18) My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19) I disagree with Kay’s Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with jewelry.
2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4) There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6) Was learning cursive really necessary?
7) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10) Bad decisions make good stories.
11) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18) My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19) I disagree with Kay’s Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with jewelry.
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Date: 2010-01-18 02:33 am (UTC)http://www.flickr.com/photos/catiecake/sets/515142/
...you're a Dad?
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Date: 2010-01-18 02:34 am (UTC)I just copied and pasted that from somewhere. Found it funny. Prob should have edited it a tad lolz
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Date: 2010-01-18 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-18 03:18 pm (UTC)2. Then do what I do- just never be wrong! :>)
3. Yup
4. PLEASE! Definitely needed.
5. You don't. You jam it into the linen closet and slam the door shut.
6. No. Neither is Algebra. Or Geometry.
7. Agreed. Although I have been known to get lost going around the block.
8. And probably kinda funny in a real sick kinda way.
9. Yup.
10. Always.
11. I know when that'll strike - everyday. Like, say, right now
12. Ignored!
13. Wordy McWord!
14. Or buy it. If I can't throw it in the washer followed by jamming it in the dryer, I don't buy it.
15. Hee.
16. Yup.
17. Yup.
18. Hee. A dad...um. Oops.
19. LMAO!! My husband buys beer a hell of a lot more than he buys jewelry.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Date: 2010-01-18 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-19 04:01 am (UTC)