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Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 04:08 pm
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A H/W spoiler observation about last night's episode



House: You know that, relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans?

Cuddy: Well, then you’d probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me

House: Reason is, primate testicle size conversely corresponds to the fidelity of our females

Wilson: You think there might be a better time to annoy me about my wife?

Is House saying that Wilson has small balls? Or does Wilson just think that? o.0

heee :)

Date: 2006-04-12 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibicelchan.livejournal.com
It sure gave me the impression that House would, er, know.

I got a distinct vibe from the whole cigar-in-mouth thing, too. :D

Date: 2006-04-12 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
*snicker*
Yeah, that was just confirming things :)

Date: 2006-04-12 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katling73.livejournal.com
Actually he's saying that Wilson has large balls...or average size balls maybe... (And precisely how would he know this? *nudge, nudge*)

The reason gorillas have small testicles (relative to their size) is because they live in a single male/multi female harem group. The females only come in to estrus every three or four years or so and the male is the only one who will mate with them. Male gorillas don't need big balls.

Chimpanzees on the other hand have enormous testicles relative to body size because they live in large multi-male, multi-female groups and when a female comes into estrus it's a bit of a free-for-all and whoever gets in last is usually the one who gets to father that female's offspring. They need big testicles to produce lots of sperm.

On the third hand, relative to body size, human males have average size testicles. (And in relation to body size and in comparison to the other apes, human males also have unusually large penises!)

Date: 2006-04-12 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soralin.livejournal.com
(And in relation to body size and in comparison to the other apes, human males also have unusually large penises!)

*Laughs crazily like a twelve year old girl*

Yaay! Science facts! XD

Date: 2006-04-12 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katling73.livejournal.com
*snickers* Yeah, we were giggling a lot when we were told this in our lecture.

Actually (and this is all in relation to body size), gorillas have small penises, chimps have average size penises and humans have large ones...and no one can quite figure out why. (Although when you think about it there is a limit to how large it can be.....)

So in conclusion.... *draws herself up pompously* Sorry, boys, size does matter!

*flass over in gales of laughter*

Date: 2006-04-12 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
So informative :D Glad I am home alone so no one can ask me why I am giggling insanely over here!

Date: 2006-04-13 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] finding-jay.livejournal.com
Your icon made me get 'BOOM BOOM BOOM SHAKE DA ROOM' in my head >=|

Date: 2006-04-12 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
lol!!
I was guessing he meant small because that is the reason why Julie left him, but either way, how would bhe know :D

I love this fandom :D :D :D

Date: 2006-04-12 09:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] subluxate
Haha, no, no. Gorillas are polygynous, but the females are faithful. Thus...

Date: 2006-04-19 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peoplewantducks.livejournal.com
I loved the bit about barnacles' penii (a new word i have henceforth claimed as being the plural of penis)



the whole inversely proportionality bit just confused me. but i love it just the same :)

Date: 2006-04-19 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evila-elf.livejournal.com
penii lol. Penises just sounds wrong :P

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