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evila_elfWow, I got an e-mail forward that was actually funny!:
FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THERE OF):
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THERE OF):
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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Date: 2006-02-21 08:37 am (UTC)It's great!
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Date: 2006-02-23 10:30 am (UTC)Abyssinia
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Date: 2006-03-01 01:31 pm (UTC)lol! omg, that sounds like something my dad would say!! XD
*gasp* i see thou dost listen to the Buble! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! :D:D:D
i need, yet again, a favor of you ^^;;
i drew a pic for a claims thing that was posted about a week ago, and the claim was 'wilson house paints. to be taken any way you please.' well... i dunno if i like the pic or not! >.<;; i was wondering if you wouldnt mind giving me your opinion about it? im going to also ask johanirae, so i can have two beta's if you will ^^;;
heres the link to it --> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b295/albinolady/db4779af.jpg
thanx a million!!
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Date: 2006-03-01 02:14 pm (UTC)*stares at your drawing for way too long*
I like it :D
Just some ideas, feel free to ignore:
House's eyes look a bit funny. I assume they are closed? or they could be opened and glancing down at Wilson.
The exposed/painted over leg is House's bad one. Not sure if He would allow Wilson to paint all over it. You can flip the frame if that wasn't intentional.
A paint brush in Wilson's hand--the one that is around House's waist would look cool. Shouldn't be too hard to add in and leave the hand position the same.
Love the paint on Wilson's face :D
Hope that was somewhat helpful! I am not an art critic at all lol
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Date: 2006-03-01 03:24 pm (UTC)*blushes*
glad you like it ^^
house's eyes are half closed, like he's way to relaxed at the moment ^^;;
the reason i put the paint on house's bad leg is cuz he acts like its such an ugly part of him. and ive seen some ppl when they have a scar, they cover it up with a tattoo. well, i think a tattoo would hurt a little TOO much for house dont you? <.<;; and besides, i dont know about you, but the light touch of a paintbrush with cooled paint on it is so relaxing its not funny! or at least that was my idea anyway ^^;;
hmmmm.... a paintbrush in his hand? i like it ^_~
hehe, i always get charcoal on my face and clothes when i use it, so i thought some paint on his hands and face would be good :D
you did GREAT! i may just redraw the whole damn thing and post this one later and say "well, ive had the idea for a while ANYWAY!"
thanx many!! :D:D
(p.s. your welcome to steal the piggytails icon as long as you credit... fuck.... look at the deatails under the icon info crap to see who made it ^^;;)