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evila_elfOMFG I love these things!!
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Cut for length, NC-17, and for WTF-ness :P
Drabble 1:
Greg and James
by William Shakespeare
Enter Greg
James appears above at a window
Greg:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the kitchen table, and James is the ass.
Arise, wonderful ass, and suck the sweet floor.
See, how he leans his finger upon his cock!
O, that I were a glove upon that cock,
That I might touch that finger!
James:
O Greg, Greg! wherefore art thou Greg?
What's in a name? That which we call a mouth
By any other name would smell as yummy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fast moving locomotive"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove pretty.
Greg:
Swain, by yonder sweet floor I swear
That tips under a blanket the sexy bed--
James:
O, swear not by the floor, the cute floor,
That loudly changes in its hard orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise hard.
Sweet, loveable night! A thousand times loveable night!
Parting is such flexable sorrow,
That I shall say loveable night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Greg:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy cock!
Would I were sleep and peace, so swimmingly to rest!
playfully will I to my wonderful mouth's cell,
Its help to suck, and my yummy mouth to tell.
Drabble 2:
A Wonderful Occurrence
Greg paced up and down, jiggling his mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bed, had arranged to meet him here under a blanket. "I have something flexable to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bed was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Greg expected to see her bounce up, her pretty hair streaming behind her and her loveable eyes aglow.
Greg heard footsteps, but they seemed rather sexy for a delicate and hard girl like Mary Sue Bed, whose tread was cute. He turned around and found James staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" James said softly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Greg had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so loudly. "Mary Sue Bed asked to meet me here." As he gazed at James, his finger began to throb skillfully.
"Oh," James said, playfully. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Greg said and caught James by his cock. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," James said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a fast moving locomotive.
From behind a floor, Mary Sue Bed watched with a yummy light in her sweet eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Greg/James". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the ass from extinction.
Drabble 3:
The Silly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Jimmy and Greg went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Jimmy hit Greg in his mouth with a big warm iceball. It hurt a lot, but Jimmy kissed it playfully and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really pretty snow man!" Jimmy said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Greg said. "That would be more cute and politically correct."
"I know," Jimmy said. "We can make a snow ass. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovely and made a playful snow ass. Jimmy put on a hat for the cock. The ass was almost as big as Greg.
"It looks strong," Jimmy said skillfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Greg said and held up an awesome peanut. "I found this to the moon." He put the peanut onto the ass's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the ass, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a purring kitty.
Greg screamed loudly and ran but the snow ass chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow ass licked him sexy.
"Nobody does that to my little Soft Fork," Jimmy screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow ass through the finger. It fell down and Jimmy kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Greg said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The peanut lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.
I think I shall stop now else I will be giggling for the remainder of the day
(Go here to create your own wacky drabbles: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/)
Cut for length, NC-17, and for WTF-ness :P
Drabble 1:
Greg and James
by William Shakespeare
Enter Greg
James appears above at a window
Greg:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the kitchen table, and James is the ass.
Arise, wonderful ass, and suck the sweet floor.
See, how he leans his finger upon his cock!
O, that I were a glove upon that cock,
That I might touch that finger!
James:
O Greg, Greg! wherefore art thou Greg?
What's in a name? That which we call a mouth
By any other name would smell as yummy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fast moving locomotive"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove pretty.
Greg:
Swain, by yonder sweet floor I swear
That tips under a blanket the sexy bed--
James:
O, swear not by the floor, the cute floor,
That loudly changes in its hard orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise hard.
Sweet, loveable night! A thousand times loveable night!
Parting is such flexable sorrow,
That I shall say loveable night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Greg:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy cock!
Would I were sleep and peace, so swimmingly to rest!
playfully will I to my wonderful mouth's cell,
Its help to suck, and my yummy mouth to tell.
Drabble 2:
A Wonderful Occurrence
Greg paced up and down, jiggling his mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bed, had arranged to meet him here under a blanket. "I have something flexable to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bed was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Greg expected to see her bounce up, her pretty hair streaming behind her and her loveable eyes aglow.
Greg heard footsteps, but they seemed rather sexy for a delicate and hard girl like Mary Sue Bed, whose tread was cute. He turned around and found James staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" James said softly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Greg had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so loudly. "Mary Sue Bed asked to meet me here." As he gazed at James, his finger began to throb skillfully.
"Oh," James said, playfully. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Greg said and caught James by his cock. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," James said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a fast moving locomotive.
From behind a floor, Mary Sue Bed watched with a yummy light in her sweet eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Greg/James". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the ass from extinction.
Drabble 3:
The Silly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Jimmy and Greg went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Jimmy hit Greg in his mouth with a big warm iceball. It hurt a lot, but Jimmy kissed it playfully and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really pretty snow man!" Jimmy said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Greg said. "That would be more cute and politically correct."
"I know," Jimmy said. "We can make a snow ass. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovely and made a playful snow ass. Jimmy put on a hat for the cock. The ass was almost as big as Greg.
"It looks strong," Jimmy said skillfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Greg said and held up an awesome peanut. "I found this to the moon." He put the peanut onto the ass's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the ass, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a purring kitty.
Greg screamed loudly and ran but the snow ass chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow ass licked him sexy.
"Nobody does that to my little Soft Fork," Jimmy screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow ass through the finger. It fell down and Jimmy kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Greg said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The peanut lay in the yard until a sweet child picked it up and took it home.
I think I shall stop now else I will be giggling for the remainder of the day
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Date: 2006-01-08 06:11 pm (UTC)Have you tried creating any of your own? If you do, put in ass for the animal *snicker*
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Date: 2006-01-09 01:20 am (UTC)BTW, I got your Christmas card! (I had my mail diverted over the break so it's all been a bit weird and slow getting it.) Pretty RSL! Where did the picture on the front come from? He looks so cute and young and dressed slightly old-fashioned-like! And the picture on the inside makes me think that...Wilson has far too many pens in his coat pocket. *grins*
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Date: 2006-01-09 01:35 am (UTC)Yay! Ya got the card :D The first pic is from Much Ado About Nothing. Yummy movie XD
And the pens!! I was looking at one of my spare cards a few days ago and was thinking that very thing! There are what? 6 there? No wonder he needs a pocket protector!
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Date: 2006-01-17 01:25 pm (UTC)