You know when you think about your NaNo characters too much when....

[evila_elf]

...I was talking to a patron at the library, a lady that my Dad used to know. We chat every once and awhile when I see her. She was looking into forms of advertising her business and stuff and I almost recommended her to Ben because he has a nice deal on handmade pamphlets that could help advertise her business.

WTF, brain?