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[evila_elf]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I bought porn for finding_jay (10 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I gave cryptictac a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-233 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, evila_elf

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