Sunday, July 9th, 2006

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006 01:18 am
evila_elf: (House-H/W--Nothing to give so much to lo)
Go read this!!

A Kiss is Just a Kiss:
http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/454834.html

Also, a little bit of funny that was sent to my e-mail from a friend:
The Old Poodle
A lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa taking her faithful aged
poodle along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers
that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story..
Don't mess with old fellows. Age and cunning will always overcome youth and skill! Character and brilliance only come
with age and experience!

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006 02:09 am
evila_elf: (House-Comfy)
Ahahahaaa!

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Pop-up Advertisement
Your Favorite Target:Punks
Your Kill Count:1,836,194,320
Your Battle Cry:"Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail:13
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$270,630,839,366,125
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 55%
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