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Ooh! Check out this story! It's about The ducklings being told that H/W are together.
Lovely writing style and very funny!

Five Days a Week
http://www.squidge.org/housefanfiction/archive/3/fivedays.html

(note to self: Left off at chapter 3)

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I was digging through my library e-mail account and thought this little thing was funny:

A male patron came in with his 3 year daughter today and needed a library card. He knew he had one, but it had been a long time and before he was married. When asked for his address -- his daughter responded,
"Daddy doesn't have a dress!"
Upon leaving, she called to her dad and said, "Daddy don't forget your purse!" Daddy responded, "Daddy doesn't have a purse, it's a book bag."