evila_elf: (Torchwood - JB with Scott Gill)
evila_elf ([personal profile] evila_elf) wrote2008-12-21 06:56 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] finding_jay (10 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I gave [livejournal.com profile] cryptictac a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-233 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
evila_elf

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